KELLY CLARKSON
WOW KELLY
GUTTER PIMP
THEME SONG(s): BECAUSE OF YOU
AGE: ...50??60???
GENDER: male
SEXUALITY: bisexual, slight pref for ladies
HEIGHT: 5'1
NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: mysterious mix of ??? redneck & latino
HAIR: beautiful, flowing, chest length, peroxide blonde locks w/ p bad brown roots, also balding under hat. unibrow. moustache that he shaves down through neck beard & into chest hair
EYES: BEAUTIFUL BLUE, but pupils are always big from poppers so hard to tell sometimes
OTHER DISTINGUISHING FEATURES
PERSONALITY
OTHER INTERESTING FACTS
PAST
RELATIONSHIPS
GUTTER PIMP
THEME SONG(s): BECAUSE OF YOU
AGE: ...50??60???
GENDER: male
SEXUALITY: bisexual, slight pref for ladies
HEIGHT: 5'1
NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: mysterious mix of ??? redneck & latino
HAIR: beautiful, flowing, chest length, peroxide blonde locks w/ p bad brown roots, also balding under hat. unibrow. moustache that he shaves down through neck beard & into chest hair
EYES: BEAUTIFUL BLUE, but pupils are always big from poppers so hard to tell sometimes
OTHER DISTINGUISHING FEATURES
- hippo teeth
- often looks sweaty & sunburnt
- nipples don't tan or burn tho
- missing left ear
- often seen in brown cowprint bellbottoms!
- has a candy cane themed walking cane!
- ~LIGHT UP PLATFORM COWBOY BOOTS~
PERSONALITY
- questionable at best
- bit addled from years of drugs
- wat a cool guy
OTHER INTERESTING FACTS
- owns & operates same strip club w/ same dancers he has had since back in the day
- x
- x
PAST
- never
- left
RELATIONSHIPS
- PAPA PAYA - used to be business rivals, still considers himself to be now
- SELENA - love of his life, unreciprocated